if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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