Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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