even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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