Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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