So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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