Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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