Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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