If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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