That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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