At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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