Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am midnight drunk by noon
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
there is puke in my bra ... again
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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