Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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