It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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