I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
