Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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