Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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