is your mom at the bar?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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