Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i think i have herpe
just one?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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