Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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