It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
