So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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