i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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