yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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