Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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