I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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