What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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