Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He shit in the fireplace
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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