Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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