dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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