My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
