You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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