whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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