so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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