I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
