Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dear god my vagina.
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