wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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