i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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