There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
