i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
And then he peed in my hair
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