Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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