Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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