i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
