i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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