Your tits are I can't wait for
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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