this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
