The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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