I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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