How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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