How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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