I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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