I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
